THE SHOEMAN

"KEEPER OF SOLES ~"

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About THE SHOEMAN

Since 1888, THE SHOEMAN has been the premier purveyor of extraordinary footwear for discerning clients with... unusual tastes. Our collection consists of rare and haunted shoes, each with its own unique history and supernatural properties.

Every pair in our inventory has been carefully authenticated by our team of paranormal investigators and cobblers. We guarantee that each shoe comes with at least one verified supernatural attribute or your money back.

Our founder, Elias Shoeman, began this business after discovering a pair of boots that allowed him to walk through walls. Since then, we've specialized in sourcing the most remarkable footwear from around the world.

Contact Us

For inquiries about our haunted footwear collection, please reach out through one of these channels:

Email: contact@theshoeman.com

Phone: +1 (666) 666-0666

Address: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Transylvania

Business Hours: Midnight to 3am, Monday through Friday

Note: Our physical location can only be found by those who truly need it. If you can't find us, you're not meant to.